“Bands as People”
Thanks to largeheartedboy for pointing me in the direction of J. Jacques’s post on if bands were people. Here are some of the gems, and the entire list is here and here:
Weezer is your best friend from high school who you lost touch with in college, and when you finally bump into him again after graduation he has somehow become a total fucking douchebag.
The Wrens hardly ever leaves her apartment, but whenever she does you have the most amazing parties with her.
Dan Deacon tries to mask his intelligence with goofiness, and also tries to mask his goofiness with intelligence (WARNING: DANGEROUSLY META)
Death Cab For Cutie is the guy you had a HUGE crush on in high school but now it’s your 10 year reunion and he is a bank manager
Justice is the guy you fuck while fantasizing about Daft Punk
DAFT PUNK IS THE ORGASM THAT KILLS YOU
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